The Republic of Army of d is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 724 million Army of dians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Army of dian economy, worth 27.0 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,268 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Army of d's national animal is the unicorn.

Army of d is ranked 169,760^th in the world and 3,713^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.